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  • Posted: June 7, 2012
  • Updated: June 28, 2012
  • Category: Philosophy
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  • Tags: #smoke #bowl #nature #peace #razzmatazz.
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10 PUFF PASS

Man, forget Taylor Gang. (and an epiphany)

I willfully smoked a blunt laced with cough syrup two nights ago, and it was the shit. Incredible high, my brain was bouncing off the walls in my skull. Made me realize that people are like cancer just cancer cells that destroy this organism we all are a part of, called the earth. Look at human beings, we can do anything we want. But what do we want to do? Complain that there seemingly isn't a meaning to life. Man, fuck that! Your life should be meaningful to you as you fill it with good things and surround yourself with people you enjoy being with. Do things that you find meaningful, and then you will give meaning to YOUR life. You can go outside and draw a patch of flowers in your yard, take a bike ride and marvel at the mountains in the distance. Take a trip to a creek with some friends to smoke a bowl and just sit contemplating nature. Without this existence to live in, you wouldn't even have the capability to be depressed, so rejoice in it! You've been given the gift of life, and now it is yours for the taking.
posted on June 7, 2012
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  • 21 PUFF PASS

    A quick analogy about our society.

    I'm not quite sure if anyone will understand what I'm trying to say, but I'm going to attempt to put into words how I feel about today's society. Follow me if you will.

    Picture an interstate highway. Imagine this highway is the highway of our evolution. Our evolution being the evolution of our thoughts and changing of ideas as we progress towards whatever it is our existence leads us to. And our vehicle is our society.

    This highway will eventually end up at its destination, (or so I assume) but there is a problem. Every interstate highway has multiple exits. Roads that take us off of our intended course, for whatever reason.

    It's as simple as this. Our society, or whoever was in the driver's seat, has taken an exit. We have all been mislead down this road and the only thing leads to is a continuous loop. A loop that we have been driving around in for quite some time now. Just one big circle that we continue to follow. Commercial music, that perfect model body people get so worried about, religion, etc. Really any type of this mislead conformity is what feeds this loop. This is where we are. Our society is going in circles, taking the same path over and over again. Our nature as human beings, our evolution cannot progress down this highway if we are stuck in this loop.

    Our generation MUST be the generation to finally say something to our driver. To say "Hey, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but we've been traveling in a circle. Let's try to find our way back to the highway." We have to be the ones that point ourselves back in the right direction. Otherwise, what are we doing? What progress are we making? It would seem that we aren't.

    But it has been in front of us all along. Certain parts of our society have been able to grow. We all have been able to see that we aren't really going anywhere, even though we are still moving.

    Anyway, that's sort of how I see it. If you see what I'm saying lemme know, and how all these relates to Marijuana use, is an entire analogy of its own. ;)
    • by Hazee
    • on May 30, 2012
    • filed in Realizations
    • 3 comments
    • 1 like
  • 9 PUFF PASS

    Life Philosophy

    “So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more dangerous to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.”
    ― Jon Krakauer, Into the Wild
    • by Stir Coughs A Lot
    • on May 3, 2012
    • filed in Philosophy
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  • 2 PUFF PASS

    MUST BE THE DOPEMAN (SET TO Frosty the Snowman)

    MUST BE THE DOPEMAN
    (SET TO Frosty the Snowman)

    Here's the original, what i made the lyrics to fit:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGDi8TqqeX8

    and here's a MUCH BETTER BEAT with a lot instrumental shit with no lyrics for it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpuSmeHv-O0&feature=related


    Must be the dopeman, with a happy bag of weed,
    With a corncob pipe and a couple seeds
    with the weed that he always carries
    Must be the dopeman, he's at the door, i think
    so hurry and get a drink, cuz you'll soon look like a chink
    and into the couch you'll sink.
    There must have been some magic in that
    the dopeman has been crowned
    For once he took it to the head
    He began to pass it around.
    Oh, he must be the dopeman
    I'm alive as I could be,
    And all we can do is laugh
    And chew on all of these munchies
    [Puff Puff, Pass
    Puff Puff, Pass
    Look at the dopeman roll
    Puff Puff, Pass
    Puff Puff, Pass
    Now let's load another bowl]

    Must've been the dopeman, that knew
    we weren't having the best day,
    So he said, "Let's roll one
    and have some fun
    And then we'll melt away."
    Break down these nuggets
    he said with a stick in his hand,
    He broke it down, and
    emptied it out dropping
    the guts into the trashcan
    He hit the blunt, which made him grunt
    oh shit, there's an asshole cop.
    And he only paused a moment when
    He heard him holler "Stop!"
    He who must be the dopeman
    Had to hurry on his way,
    But he waved goodbye saying,
    "Don't you cry,
    I'll be back again some day."
    Puff Puff, Pass
    Puff Puff, Pass
    He tought me how to roll
    Puff Puff, Pass
    Puff Puff, Pass
    Let's load another bowl
    • by ℬ ✌ ℜ℮αℓ
    • on February 23, 2012
    • filed in Humor
    • 0 comments
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  • 28 PUFF PASS

    Something only a real stoner would know

    Smoking wiid isn't a hobby, its a lifestyle
    • by WiiD
    • on April 28, 2012
    • filed in Philosophy
    • 3 comments
    • 1 like
  • 7 PUFF PASS

    Bowl Set Back!

    Not really an invention-a game. There's this card game called Set Back where you guess how many turns it'll take to end the game. What if there was a game where you guessed how many times the bowl could be passed around and smoked before it gets cashed?!
    • by Jordieburd
    • on July 23, 2012
    • filed in Inventions
    • 2 comments
    • 1 like
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