I was stoned as fuck with my pops and thought of a toilet seat that plays music anytime you sit on it. There would be a on and off switch, and i was going to say there would be a usb port so you could upload your own music to the toilet seat, but then if someone peed on it they could get shocked or something. Maybe an ass warmer would work as the extra feature. So i'm gonna invent the musical toilet seat that plays music when you sit on it and warms your ass at the same time.